Many visitors come to the Park Museum to see the animals but on
occasion we have had animals who visited the museum who possibly, came
to see the people. And, as in the proverbial case of the man who bites a
dog, it has furnished some interesting and amusing news.
A bear wandered into the museum late one evening. He shoved the door
open and lumbered in, but the door has an automatic closing device and
when his inquisitive nature had been satisfied he found that his avenue
of escape had been closed. Bruin, however, is a philosophical fellow. He
continued in his meanderings with rather untidy results and when the
naturalist arrived to lock up for the night the floor was covered with a
miscellaneous assortment of pamphlets and papers. From one corner of the
room the bear, with beady, indolent eyes awaited the first move. When
this was obviously of belligerent character he turned abruptly and
crashed through a nearby window - taking sash, glass and screen with him
- and went away from there in a hurry. Well, anyway the folly of the
fabled Goldilocks had been avenged but we desire no more bear
visitors.
DOUGLAS SQUIRREL - he visited the museum.
For several weeks this spring a Douglas Squirrel made an early
morning visit to the museum porch, upon which reposes the flower
display, and staged a regular field day among the vases there. So each
morning the porch resembled a bowling alley after a "strike" had been
made. On another occasion a collection of Noble and Amabalis Fir cones
had been placed in the woodshed of the museum. The next morning all had
been removed and only a few cone scales served to console us. A squirrel
had carried each and every one away.
Another squirrel furnished a hilarious though breathless experience.
He wandered into the building, refused to escape through the door and
also resisted capture so that he could be evicted. In the scramble that
followed he rebounded off the wildcat, caromed in and out of numerous
Indian baskets, ran the length of the otter's spinal column and took off
from his (the otter's) nose in a long dive to the relief model. He
landed awkwardly on the very summit of Mount Rainier but slithered
across the Carbon Glacier and Spray Park and piled up on the face of
Chenuis Mt. Righting himself he ran up the wall and sought temporary
solace upon the head of the mountain goat but finally, after we had
nearly laughed ourselves sick, he was captured in a wire basket and
released outside the building.
Birds are also numbered among our visitors. We have had robins,
steller jays, oregon jays, hummingbirds, juncoes and many others in the
building. All would have broken their necks against the window panes had
they not been captured and released. One winter a Pileated Woodpecker
caused the naturalist considerable concern. The museum is an old shingle
structure. The years have not been too kind to its aged frame and the
daily vigorous pounding of this bird with its efficient beak was not
conducive to our peace of mind. He took his work too seriously and one
side of the museum shortly looked as though it had passed through a
serious small pox epidemic. (C.F.B.)
BEAR - he made a hurried exit.